The Broken Lawnmower

[54warrior]

THE BROKEN LAWN MOWER

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is usually the husband. When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But somehow I always had something else to take care of first: the truck, the car, e-mail, fishing, always something more important to me.

Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point. When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. I was gone only a few minutes. When I came out again I handed her a toothbrush. 'When you finish cutting the grass,' I said, 'you might as well sweep the driveway.

The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp.

[bmbroker]

LMAO! Sounds like something I'd do.

[Blackbeauty]

Oh my! Now that IS something I can use!

[import2nr]

Lmfao ... Thats Great Stuff!!