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Three women...
Three women friends, one in a casual relationship,
> one engaged to be married and one a long-time wife, met for > drinks after work. The conversation eventually drifted > towards how best to spice up their sex lives. After much > discussion, they decided to surprise their men by engaging > in some S&M role playing. The following week they met up > again to compare notes. > > Sipping her drink, the single girl leered and said, > 'Last Friday at the end of the work day I went to my > boyfriend's office wearing a leather coat. When all the > other people had left, I slipped out of it and all I had on > was a leather bodice, black stockings and stiletto heels. He > was so aroused that we made mad passionate love on his desk > right then and there!' > > The engaged woman giggled and said, 'That's > pretty much my story! When my fiancé got home last Friday, > he found me waiting for him in a black mask, leather bodice, > black hose and stiletto pumps. He was so turned on that we > not only screwed all night, he wants to move up our wedding > date! > > The married woman put her glass down and said, > 'I did a lot of planning. I made arrangements for the > kids to stay over at Grandma's. I took a long > scented-oil bath and then put on my best perfume. I slipped > into a tight leather bodice, a black garter belt, black > stockings and six-inch stilettos. I finished it off with a > black mask. > > When my husband got home from work, he grabbed a > beer and the remote, sat down and yelled, 'Hey, Batman, > what's for dinner?''
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09-03-2008, 07:29 AM
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Re: Three women...
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
 Oh, I did not see that one coming....
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09-03-2008, 09:18 AM
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Re: Three women...
 I've actually done this...
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09-03-2008, 09:34 AM
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Re: Three women...
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EWWWW!!!!    
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09-03-2008, 09:39 AM
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Re: Three women...
Hey.. You didn't seem to mind THAT night....
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09-03-2008, 10:35 AM
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Re: Three women...
LMAO!
You guys are too cute...
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Re: Three women...
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 Shush!!!!
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