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Old 02-10-2009, 01:40 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Tuesday funny!

After a few years of married life, a man finds that he is unable to perform. He goes to his doctor, and his doctor tries a few things but nothing works. Finally the doctor says to him: "This is all in your mind" and refers him to a psychiatrist.

After a few visits, the shrink confesses: "I am at a loss as to how you could possibly be cured." Finally the psychiatrist refers him to a witch doctor.

The witch doctor says: "I can cure this." He throws some powder on a flame, and there is a flash with billowing blue smoke. The witch doctor says: "This is powerful healing, but you can only use it once a year!

All you have to do is say '1-2-3' and it shall rise for as long as you wish!"

The guy then asks the witch doctor: "What happens when it's over?" The witch doctor says: "All you or your partner has to say is '1234' and it will go down. But be warned; it will not work again for a year!"

The guy goes home and that night he is ready to surprise his wife with the good news. So, he is lying in bed with her and says: "1-2-3" and suddenly he gets an erection.

His wife turns over and says: "What did you say '1-2-3' for?"
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Re: Tuesday funny!

nice! dont you just hate when women ruin everything?

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but you don't have time for b!tches dave
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but you don't have time for b!tches dave
and that is the Prime Example why i dont. thank you for pointing that out Sir!
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nice! dont you just hate when women ruin everything?

lol
I wonder how many of us guys had the same initial thought as Dave
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why did militarydave get banned?
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Site rule violation... It's all in the rules...
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Site rule violation... It's all in the rules...
well, that's obvious. what rule did he break?
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well, that's obvious. what rule did he break?
The one that got him banned.... It's pretty obvious, if you ask me...
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The one that got him banned.... It's pretty obvious, if you ask me...
ok..ic where we are going with this....Which rule did militarydave break that got him banned? lol ...take that hot shot!
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Back on topic.... Didn't this get posted before?
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