My experience at a foot locker

sumair · 04-20-2009, 01:36 PM

I was at a foot locker few days ago locally looking to buy some laces for my gym shoes. As i walked in i saw a publess kid (17 or 18 y/o) standing in the front of the store who clearly was a gangster as his pants were 6 inches below his ***. He also had a map of Houston etched into his head and tried to pull it off as a hairstyle. He greeted me and asked what i was looking for.
I asked him if they had any grey shoe laces. Maybe i am a ****ing comedian or something because this snot nose lil kid starts cracking up. He looks over to his co worker, who happened to be a female and said..."another person for the same crap"

At this point i am puzzled and asked him what he is talking about.

His response "you are the third person to come in today and ask for gray shoe laces. Are all you guys getting together and doing some homo **** with these grey shoe laces."

me having a short temper, i normally would beat this kid like i was his father, but i kept my cool as i knew he was only trying to impress the girl standing next to him.

I calmly responded "Na, we all use these laces to tie up your mother and run a train on her"

The kid just stood there. The girl standing next to him and shot a snot rocket from bursting out laughing and ran to the back of the store. Also, the whole men's apparell section was in tears from laughter as this kid could only muster up the courage to respond with .."sorry, sir we are out of grey shoe laces..."

**08BLIZZARD** · 04-20-2009, 01:41 PM

Thats classic!!!

**DeadRiver** · 04-20-2009, 01:47 PM

so where did you end up getting your laces

how was the train ride

54warrior · 04-20-2009, 01:58 PM

^^^how was the train ride?

almost funnier than the original post... almost

sumair · 04-20-2009, 02:04 PM

lol...i had to settle for black...and since the conditions changed i had to settle for a quick tea bagging instead of the full blown train i had planned.

I did end up wasting some money on my conductor outfit....

role play FTW!!!

tholmes · 04-20-2009, 02:05 PM

I think that might have made my week, and it''s only Monday

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*adamdude04* · 04-20-2009, 02:35 PM

haha that poor lil kid.

Shane06fl · 04-20-2009, 04:04 PM

I think you meant to say wanna-be gangster.

A little story. About 10-11 years ago my nephew stopped in over my parents house, I just happened to be there. He walked in all swagger like and says wusup pops to my Dad. His pants were down past his a$$ and boxers pulled up nice and high. My dad calmly walked over to him and beotch slaped him to the ground. My nephew 17 at the time 6ft 1 about 160 pounds, my Dad 61years old and 5'11 180lbs. Nephew says damn grandpa what was that for. Dad calmly says first for showing your underware to your grandma and disrespecting me in my house and 2nd because you better learn to fight if your gonna dress like that. To this day he wears a belt.

vilim12 · 04-20-2009, 04:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Shane06fl

I think you meant to say wanna-be gangster.

A little story. About 10-11 years ago my nephew stopped in over my parents house, I just happened to be there. He walked in all swagger like and says wusup pops to my Dad. His pants were down past his a$$ and boxers pulled up nice and high. My dad calmly walked over to him and beotch slaped him to the ground. My nephew 17 at the time 6ft 1 about 160 pounds, my Dad 61years old and 5'11 180lbs. Nephew says damn grandpa what was that for. Dad calmly says first for showing your underware to your grandma and disrespecting me in my house and 2nd because you better learn to fight if your gonna dress like that. To this day he wears a belt.

Good, I hate kids who think theyre all goon and dress like that

ARCHY809 · 04-20-2009, 04:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Shane06fl

I think you meant to say wanna-be gangster.

A little story. About 10-11 years ago my nephew stopped in over my parents house, I just happened to be there. He walked in all swagger like and says wusup pops to my Dad. His pants were down past his a$$ and boxers pulled up nice and high. My dad calmly walked over to him and beotch slaped him to the ground. My nephew 17 at the time 6ft 1 about 160 pounds, my Dad 61years old and 5'11 180lbs. Nephew says damn grandpa what was that for. Dad calmly says first for showing your underware to your grandma and disrespecting me in my house and 2nd because you better learn to fight if your gonna dress like that. To this day he wears a belt.

little ****s. my dad would just rip my pants off if i did

vilim12 · 04-20-2009, 04:13 PM

I wonder what that makes his 5th grade teacher think of his parents lol?^^^

*adamdude04* · 04-20-2009, 04:26 PM

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Originally Posted by vilim12

Good, I hate kids who think theyre all goon and dress like that

Not to go offtopic..but this is the first time I've ever heard the word "goon" used other than heard in rap music lol

But back on topic.. anyone ever run into these, goons, in like walmart or something? I noticed at least around here, when they walk by they will NOT get out of your way. If you're in a path to touch, you have to move out of their way or you bump shoulders..

I dunno about you guys, but I always bump shoulders to see IF they ever say anything. And they don't, most the time

vilim12 · 04-20-2009, 04:28 PM

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Originally Posted by adamdude04

Not to go offtopic..but this is the first time I've ever heard the word "goon" used other than heard in rap music lol

But back on topic.. anyone ever run into these, goons, in like walmart or something? I noticed at least around here, when they walk by they will NOT get out of your way. If you're in a path to touch, you have to move out of their way or you bump shoulders..

I dunno about you guys, but I always bump shoulders to see IF they ever say anything. And they don't, most the time

Its pretty common to use the word goon in Florida lol, most are pretty soft or just plain out retarded white kids

albonismo · 04-20-2009, 05:20 PM

you should have beat him with his own shoe.

clavin48 · 04-20-2009, 06:01 PM

I call them thuglets and prostittots.