This is too funny. Southern humor at its best!

[drummer_josh]

Yall check out this Youtube link. It takes a lot to stir up a laugh from me, but this is good. I searched and didnt see where it has been posted before. Perhaps old news to some. Im from the south, and I get a feeling this is how most northern folks view us southerners. Its a customer complaint for Jimmy Dean Sausage.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=alXDfnFjGK8

[redneckpapa1996]

That's some funny schit right there !!!

You might be a redneck if....... At its best !!!!!!!........ LOL

[nmanley]

I can sympathize with him.

[Blakker08]

Originally Posted by drummer_josh

Yall check out this Youtube link. It takes a lot to stir up a laugh from me, but this is good. I searched and didnt see where it has been posted before. Perhaps old news to some. Im from the south, and I get a feeling this is how most northern folks view us southerners. Its a customer complaint for Jimmy Dean Sausage.

Oh god, that must be how I sounded when I called the people at "Log Cabin" to complain about their bottle.

A couple years ago they removed the squirt top, and replaced it with a plain cap. It made it a pain in the *** to pour, so I called them up and left them a nasty 2 minute message, lol.

Sure enough within 3 months the squirt top was back. I guess they got a few other calls.


Never mess with a man's breakfast.

-B

[Leadsled124]

Haha what an idiot lol!! Just buy another one since ur obviously feeding a heard of elephants! Problem Solver!

[Brundy]

If he likes it that much to eat it that often, he should by 4, cut 1 into 3rd's, & add 1 of the those to each whole. The leftover 3rd's will keep until lunch & supper. But then dinner will put him into a quandry. He can't even figure out how to hang up the pay phone at the trailer park.

[xterraintx]

I think he's the guy that plays the "World Strongest Redneck" too he is pretty big

[TitanBlue]

Well, so good to hear he used his entire vocabulary to express himself! A couple dozen eggs, steak and 12 oz of suasage, and he is worried about going hungry!? Yeah, that 4 oz deficit divided by 5 people, would sure leave us starving too! They are each, almost one whole oz. under fed!

[stlblues]

I couldnt eat that damn much for breakfast in almost two weeks. I'll bet they well exceed 200lbs each.

[Blakker08]

Originally Posted by TitanBlue

Well, so good to hear he used his entire vocabulary to express himself! A couple dozen eggs, steak and 12 oz of suasage, and he is worried about going hungry!? Yeah, that 4 oz deficit divided by 5 people, would sure leave us starving too! They are each, almost one whole oz. under fed!

T-bone AND sausage for breakfast? lol. I'm guessing they have a nice fat pastry for "dessert" too.

No wonder they got so many guys down there named "Tiny". That's just gluttonous. I'm no body builder but from that recording I'd say that guy could block out the sun.

I bet if you gave him a bowl of Raisin Bran and said "that's it, eat up!" he'd have a heart attack.

-B

[ReefJones]

So this tops my list as the funniest thing I've heard for 2008 so far. He's pissed! He'd rather make his own that is "not as tasty" **LOL** instead of buying another brand! I guess it is true... Folk from Texas really are superior?
ROFL!!!!
Reef

[blavis]

I heard that for the first time about a month ago. It is still funny.

[06_SMOKE_SE_CC]

lol, that was good, i'm wondering one thing though, if you already have a t-bone, why do you need more meat with it?? why sausage and steak?? sh!t, i weigh 245 and i couldn't eat that much for breakfast...

lol..."somebody needs their @ss kicked"

[Fox Delta]

LOL - that's great! I need breakfast Martha go kill a cow and a pig don't fergit to squeeze that chicken too, Suzy make some biscuits...LOL

[DeadRiver]

man... all i eat for breakfast is a pack of crackers........

damn they are some hungry folks...