Now this is funny!!!!!!!

[gftitan04]

This might have been posted before on this forum, but I've never seen it and it is worth the laugh!

http://www.cadillacforums.com/forums...ad.php?t=18717

Enjoy, I sure did!!!

GO TITAN!!!

[zachopp]

How funny is that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LMAO
I fell out of the chair-the Titan must be supercharged
He just got his arse whooped buy a truck that cost half as much and is twice as nice!!!

[phillipyang]

Ya'll are totally misunderstanding me.... I didn't buy my car to race.....
This was my first race against any car/truck........ and it was a guy in a nissan truck... N-I-S-S-A-N........ that beat me.......... that is what is killing me.......... I definitely thought my lade could've torn up his titan.... I was just wrong.......

They say Nissan as a bad thing. I guess they think buying an cadillac escalade is something more brand worthy and more superior.

All they say is "get a super charger" etc. etc.

I would be more scared to a minivan. I once had a crazy soccer mom type try to pass me up at 40. I had that "lag" in acceleration and she almost caught up. Got me scared for a moment.

BTW. the Titan's are very very close to the SS. Is the SS supercharged or something or is it just 6.0L?

[phillipyang]

BTW. i made a registration

Username: Titan
PW: talk

[Dannybryce]

Wow that was entertaining. Just Another Reason to love this truck!

[gftitan04]

Originally Posted by phillipyang

BTW. i made a registration

Username: Titan
PW: talk

LOL, great Idea!

I think I will make one. How about, user: beatmytitan

[phillipyang]

lol no need to rub it in

[Nuckle]

What is funny is when you read down some guys says "tell him to get a pathfinder or QX56". I bet a QX or Amrada would blow him away as well.

Nuck

[abmobil]

Motortrend cloked a 6.8sec 0 to 60 run on the qx56! Most armada reviews seem to pull anywhere from 7.5 to as low as 7 flat for the armada 0 to 60 run.

[HudsonValleyTitan]

I must be missing something....yeah, I feel stupid! All I get is the main page...nothing about the Titan though.

[gftitan04]

Originally Posted by HudsonValleyTitan

I must be missing something....yeah, I feel stupid! All I get is the main page...nothing about the Titan though.

I can't believe they removed the thread!!!! That is unreal. What are they afraid of?! I will have to try and find it again. Guess they can't take a .

[gftitan04]

Here is what the thread said,

Quote:

Ok.... Let me start off by saying I usually don't race off of the redlight, and I don't advocate it........... Now since I gave that disclaimer..........

I own an 02' Escalade..... V8 6.0L 345hp, supposedly fastest suv on the market... This guy in a brand new nissan titan, V8 5.6L 305hp, pulls up next to me at the redlight.... so I say wat the hell ........... So we go at it, and he blows by me faster then a hooker at prom nite.... .......
so we stop behind a couple of cars at this next light so we can't really race but i start talking to him, and I'm like wat u got under the hood...... His reply a V8 5.6L 305hp baby............ now that pissed me off...... I've got a 6.0L 345hp, so I'm like there is no way so now we're driving and talking doing 30 to 35 miles and he says lets go........... so I do again and this time he whoops me worse then be4 b/c then he jumps in front of me ....

So alright guys my car has 35k miles right now.... I follow all my maintenance checks to the T...... only synthetic oil, i replace watever has to be on that mileage check......... so how is it possible???????? ?????

Is something wrong with my car...... Is cadillac full of sh*t when they say they are the strongest suv......... You guys do not know how disappointed I am right now..... I was having one hell of a good day until that junk happended..... now i was planning on getting a supercharger, but this is ridiculous..... I would need a supercharged car to beat a stock TITAN.....

The guy swore up and down it was stock.... but now i need to know the truth......... are the 6.0L 345hp a bunch of hype.... I know that somebody knows the truth.........

Thanks for listening to my rant, and somebody let me know what's up....

Signed,

Disappointed Lade.......

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The best part are the replies!!!

[dilleyoshemp]

the thread is still there, i just posted

[Adso]

LOL!

I like the titan posts at the end..

"It's ok because your lade sure is pretty on the outside." HAAHAHA

[Gig'em]

Man, that thread is awesome. Cracked me up. It confirms my suspisions that "Lade" owners are insecure egomaniacs.

"Yeah, well he won't beat my Escalade (its got $20K in mods)!"