New Titan feature I discovered......

Antihero · 01-23-2007, 08:19 AM

the Titan helps keep me in shape because i park as far as possible so no one will park next to me and hit my doors or scratch my truck. Lol. I wont even have to keep going to the gym with all this extra walking im doing.

TitanThunder · 01-23-2007, 08:22 AM

Me too and I live in the freezer that is Minnesnowta. I even give my wife a hard time when she parks too close to me in the garage.

**walleeme** · 01-23-2007, 08:37 AM

Are you saying I have to get the wife to drive the Titan to work?

Antihero · 01-23-2007, 08:38 AM

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Originally Posted by walleeme

Are you saying I have to get the wife to drive the Titan to work?

Lol. Thats wrong, but funny.

CVTITAN · 01-23-2007, 08:44 AM

I had a different theory on how to protect it from door dings and scratches. I figure if you lift it as high as it can go no one can reach it...LOL And the wife wont like to drive it..LOL

Antihero · 01-23-2007, 08:45 AM

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Originally Posted by CVTITAN

I had a different theory on how to protect it from door dings and scratches. I figure if you lift it as high as it can go no one can reach it...LOL And the wife wont like to drive it..LOL

Lol. Well if you want you can lift mine for me and i will help test your theory.

**vipzach** · 01-23-2007, 08:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Antihero

the Titan helps keep me in shape because i park as far as possible so no one will park next to me and hit my doors or scratch my truck. Lol. I wont even have to keep going to the gym with all this extra walking im doing.

I never thought of it like that! Maybe I should make my wife take the mile walk with me instead of dropping her off at the door! Then we could quit paying for the gym fees!

I doubt she would go for it though!!!!

BKW · 01-23-2007, 08:49 AM

Gimp plates solve parking lot ding problems.

Handicap spaces are nice and wide, no problems with dings. Also gimp plates allow free parking at meters, and at metered lots....like the one at HB.

**walleeme** · 01-23-2007, 08:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Antihero

Lol. Thats wrong, but funny.

Anything to keep her from getting chubby like her mother!

spidy · 01-23-2007, 08:56 AM

i think my feature is broke, or came with the optional "magnet" feature. i park away from everyone (i'm talking at least 10 spaces away), and when i come out, some bone head is parked right next to me. . . . every single time!! how do i disable this "feature"?!

**Blackbeauty** · 01-23-2007, 09:01 AM

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Originally Posted by spidy

i think my feature is broke, or came with the optional "magnet" feature. i park away from everyone (i'm talking at least 10 spaces away), and when i come out, some bone head is parked right next to me. . . . every single time!! how do i disable this "feature"?!

Buy a '74 Pinto...... Mid 80's Yugos work too.

BKW · 01-23-2007, 09:03 AM

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Buy a '74 Pinto...... Mid 80's Yugos work too.

Yugo's wont work, cuz they won't run. The POS caught fire on car haulers when they were new.

Yugo=Fiat 124

loosenut · 01-23-2007, 09:09 AM

A guy walks into an auto parts store and says. "I'd like to get a gas cap for my Yugo" The guy behind the counter responds with "Sounds like a fair trade"

CVTITAN · 01-23-2007, 09:10 AM

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Originally Posted by loosenut

A guy walks into an auto parts store and says. "I'd like to get a gas cap for my Yugo" The guy behind the counter responds with "Sounds like a fair trade"

Fair trade....

TitanThunder · 01-23-2007, 09:23 AM

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Originally Posted by spidy

i think my feature is broke, or came with the optional "magnet" feature. i park away from everyone (i'm talking at least 10 spaces away), and when i come out, some bone head is parked right next to me. . . . every single time!! how do i disable this "feature"?!

Get a pit bull or rottweiler.