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10-18-2007, 07:06 PM
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Ok- lets have some fun. Here is what I got in mind. Feel free to modify as needed.
1. Titans never get stuck- the earth just stops moving under them. |
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10-19-2007, 09:39 AM
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Jesus walks on water, titans walk on jesus...
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10-19-2007, 12:23 PM
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I am glad you enjoyed that... My humor is very, well, in your face!
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Re: Titan Jokes (Like Chuck Norris Jokes)
Q: What Mods did God do to His Titan-
A: None- God created the Titan perfect ("and He said- it is good") |
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10-19-2007, 01:24 PM
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Q: How many Chebbys does it take to pull a Titan?
A: No one knows- a Chebby has never pulled a Titan. |
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10-20-2007, 03:33 AM
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10-21-2007, 10:40 PM
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The pope and a slow titan jump off a bridge, who lands first?
The pope, we all know there's no such thing as a slow Titan!
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The Nissan Titan does not need gasoline, Gasoline needs the Nissan Titan.
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