Blackbeauty NAKED!?!?!?!?! - Page 2

**Blackbeauty** · 05-06-2008, 06:40 AM

Oh Jeebus.... the insurance company put me in a Chebbie Noballz....er... Cobalt. Base 4-cylinder, no frills, POS.... I had to get out this morning and push it to get enough speed to merge onto the highway to get to work.... Sorry to say, it's a sad, sad effort for an "economy" car... Stripped down, and it's only getting like 23 MPG. That's just shameful for a car this small with this little power. I already emailed the shop to ask if my truck is ready yet...

**Carbeaux** · 05-06-2008, 06:58 AM

It's the tradeoff you have to put up with to get some decent paint on the truck. It'll be worth it.

**BULLTITAN** · 05-06-2008, 07:04 AM

Did you have to drive with your hazzard flashers on in fear of being rear-ended?

**Carbeaux** · 05-06-2008, 07:08 AM

And draw even more attention to himself? Not likely!

I'm betting he's crouched down in the seat as far as he's physically able.

**Blackbeauty** · 05-06-2008, 07:15 AM

I wear a bag on my head, too....... Tomorrow I'll cut some eye holes in it, too...

**BULLTITAN** · 05-06-2008, 07:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Blackbeauty

I wear a bag on my head, too....... Tomorrow I'll cut some eye holes in it, too...

Thats a funny sight.

SFCIngrum · 05-06-2008, 07:30 AM

Sucks about the rental, but think of the final result.

**Blackbeauty** · 05-06-2008, 07:34 AM

Yeah... I can't wait.. It's only been 25 hours, 32 minutes, and 14 seconds, and I am chomping at the bit already!

**ArmyAviation** · 05-06-2008, 07:45 AM

Hey!!!! my wife has a 05 Cobalt!! its a nice car BB

a small car isnt made for your BIG FAT A$$!!!!!!

mjw357 · 05-06-2008, 07:49 AM

Wow, I thought you had some pics of the chick from your old avatar.

The Cavalier,...er, Cobalt...you could put one of those orange triangles on the back, like they put on farm equipment, slow moving vehicle.

If i was gonna repaint mine, i think I would just do straight black, no metal flake. Maybe black Imron, so i know the sh!t would stay on the truck and not chip every time you sneeze on it. Let us know how it looks when it all finished.

**Blackbeauty** · 05-06-2008, 07:56 AM

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Originally Posted by ArmyAviation

Hey!!!! my wife has a 05 Cobalt!! its a nice car BB

a small car isnt made for your BIG FAT A$$!!!!!!

Well, size ain't the issue. I'd venture to guess that even your little pink jetta has more schmaltz than this pig. There's no accounting for taste, and I apologize for your lack of forethought when you bought that for your wife, but IMO, it's a dog....

**DeadRiver** · 05-06-2008, 08:47 AM

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Originally Posted by 37L1

It now looks better that way and lighter too.

she has dropped all her extra weight, now she's @ her fighting weight... probably for some upcoming meet some where in the south....

Honestly BB I'm digging her all stripped down.... well, minus the parking lot tattoo..

**t22a80** · 05-06-2008, 10:40 AM

I agree, I kinda like her naked too... Time for some new wheels!

**Blackbeauty** · 05-06-2008, 10:43 AM

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Originally Posted by t22a80

I agree, I kinda like her naked too... Time for some new wheels!

What? You think I'm made of money?

And he ^^^^ wonders why I keep going after all the freebies I can...

Skyboi · 05-06-2008, 08:44 PM

Hey Beauty...It's like therapy and the military

They're trying to break you down to your lowest element...Only to build you back up to become better, stronger and faster...

And then Alcohol gets introduced........................................ .......