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War Stories This section is for discussion of any races you may have particpated in. If you smoked someone like a pack'o'cools, let us know. Likewise, if you got beat... let us know by what, so we can keep an eye out for it next time.

   
       

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Old 04-09-2005, 12:57 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Welcome to War Stories!

This is the War Stories section that was voted on by the majority of the membership here. Please try and keep everything civil so we dont have to remove the section.

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Old 04-09-2005, 12:59 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Beat a Squid

Knocked off Squid's post count, drove him nutso!!!!


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Old 04-09-2005, 01:08 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Toyed with a Moderator and created a Lonster.
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Old 04-09-2005, 01:11 PM   #4 (permalink)
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i messed with both of them and got a squilster
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Old 04-09-2005, 03:21 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Nice Kill Tiger!

Back in December my wife and I were going to the mall on a Saturday Night (What were we thinking) to do some Christmas shopping.

We were driving along when this little ole ratty Dodge Dakota came screaming by with his loud 55 gal drum ricer exhaust. The light in front of us turns red so he stops and I pull up next to him. As we're sitting there we can here him revving his tired old engine and my wife looks over at me and says "I think he wants to race."

The light turns green and off he goes and I just slowly get up to speed and he's leaping forward, and falling back, and leaping forward, and falling back, until the next light turns red.
By this time I'm really annoyed so I lean forward look around my wife, point my finger at this kid and start laughing like a maniac.
OOOOOH does this hack him off. He nails it, squealing his tires and sliding side ways as he turns right.
Unfortunately for him he didn't see the police car sitting across the street who just so happen did see this asinine move and proceeded to take off in pursuit.

My wife turns to me puts her hand up in the air and with a huge sh!t eating grin and a maniacal giggle, says "Nice Kill, Tiger!"
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Old 04-09-2005, 03:26 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Back in December my wife and I were going to the mall on a Saturday Night (What were we thinking) to do some Christmas shopping.

We were driving along when this little ole ratty Dodge Dakota came screaming by with his loud 55 gal drum ricer exhaust. The light in front of us turns red so he stops and I pull up next to him. As we're sitting there we can here him revving his tired old engine and my wife looks over at me and says "I think he wants to race."

The light turns green and off he goes and I just slowly get up to speed and he's leaping forward, and falling back, and leaping forward, and falling back, until the next light turns red.
By this time I'm really annoyed so I lean forward look around my wife, point my finger at this kid and start laughing like a maniac.
OOOOOH does this hack him off. He nails it, squealing his tires and sliding side ways as he turns right.
Unfortunately for him he didn't see the police car sitting across the street who just so happen did see this asinine move and proceeded to take off in pursuit.

My wife turns to me puts her hand up in the air and with a huge sh!t eating grin and a maniacal giggle, says "Nice Kill, Tiger!"

Nothing more gratifying!!!
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Old 04-09-2005, 04:09 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Nice kill story Squid!
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Old 04-09-2005, 04:11 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Nice kill story Squid!
BigSkiff, Squid's not Squid anymore, apparently we now have to refer to him as "Tiger!"
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BigSkiff, Squid's not Squid anymore, apparently we now have to refer to him as "Tiger!"

SHHHH!!! it's a secret,

She calls me Tiger Lilly.
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Well than I guess it's 'Tiger Lilly' then. Don't worry, I won't let anyone else know!!
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nice kill tigger!!! rrrrrrar.....
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Old 04-09-2005, 06:30 PM   #12 (permalink)
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well if there is a tiger shark there might as well be a tiger squid
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tiger sharks are some of the dumbest sharks in the water though so i guess that goes for tiger squids to
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A striped cephlopod??? With major canines? Cool, but freaky!
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