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War Stories This section is for discussion of any races you may have particpated in. If you smoked someone like a pack'o'cools, let us know. Likewise, if you got beat... let us know by what, so we can keep an eye out for it next time.

   
       

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Old 04-03-2006, 09:01 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Re: H2 funny!

It should make about 500+ at the crank, I think it will be a bit faster than 16s....prob like high 14s which is still crap for that amount of money he has in parts for that thing. He should have just left it alone and put the STS Turbo kit on his vette then he would be doing something.
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Old 04-03-2006, 09:29 PM   #17 (permalink)
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It should make about 500+ at the crank, I think it will be a bit faster than 16s....prob like high 14s which is still crap for that amount of money he has in parts for that thing. He should have just left it alone and put the STS Turbo kit on his vette then he would be doing something.
What a retard, with that kind of cash and him wanting a gasoline engine, a Big Block is the only way. He could have got a cheap stroker kit and had 540ci making around 700 streetable ponies, especially with a blower.
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Old 04-04-2006, 12:54 AM   #18 (permalink)
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First....why don't the guyz in Iraq make their hummers run 12's...oh wait, cuz they are meant to be off road vehicles. Well, what makes rich people think they can make hummers into dragsters? Oh yeah..with swampers too, if in L.A. with 28" rim w/spinners and low pros. Oh yeah..the guy with the crossed signal lights...probably the same guy that blew the piston...retardOr maybe all H2 owners are alike
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Old 04-04-2006, 01:10 AM   #19 (permalink)
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Re: H2 funny!

Have a friend w an H2, gets 8 mpg city driving OUCH!!!!!
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the H2 is a yuppie i got money or just want to look like i do look at me pos. no real truck guy would own one when i pass one on the road i give the driver thumbs up as i say your an idiot its lots of fun thy don't know how to react! I'm cool i have a hummer humm he must not know it a pos? ya pal the world knows it posers!!
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Old 04-04-2006, 03:27 PM   #21 (permalink)
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Oh yeah...another thing!!! You guys know that the H2 is built on the Chevy Yukon platform....just slightly modded but everything is the same. So buy a Yukon and u got a hummer h2!!! without the shoe box look.
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Ah DesertDog,

You live in PHX also so you see them everywhere as well, the "Scottsdale" H2's chromed to the max with 28" rims and rubberband tires that will never see dirt rocks sand water etc...in there entire lifetime.

Well I gues if that is what you want, to each their own. Man they are everywhere here.....

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H2 = Feeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrt!
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Re: H2 funny!

I know the Titan ain't exactly "environment friendly", but at least it doesn't have it's own website cursing it's meare existence. Check this out...

http://www.fuh2.com/
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