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11-04-2006, 05:35 AM
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Worked over a Honda Pilot
I was on my way to work and low and behold I get stuck behind a moron in a Pilot on a two lane road. The road is posted at 35 and everyone does 40 while this F**K is doing 30. I've got this guy pegged for one of those idiots that leaves their house an hour early so they can slow everyone else down on their way to work but I am still willing to give him the benefit of the doubt. Traffic's stacking up 10 cars deep behind me and they are all out for blood. We finally come to my turn and of coarse this guy is going my way so when we make a right I give it about half throttle to pass this guy and he decides to nail it so he's now keeping up with me.
What's up with this moron? He is a traffic control freak? He does 30 in a 35 and now he's doing 45 in a 40 with no let up in sight. I've had enough because he's trying to box me in behind whistlers mother (no offense intended folks as I may drive that slow someday) so I punch it and start to pull hard on him but he's pressing the issue and won't let up. I end up passing with a car length to spare and this F**K WAD decides to ride my tail when I slow down to 50. Is this Guy for real? I just hand him his a$$ and he wants more. I cat and mouse this guy for a few hundred yards till I see my opportunity to box him in and when the guy in his lane turns for gas, I slow down so I'm next to him doing 15 when his lane clears. I don't even wait to see if this guy is going but I just punch it instead and leave this guy like his emergency brake was on. He fades fast and I could hear his heart break as I drove away. I hate people that try to control others on the road. GET A GRIP PEOPLE, IT IS NOT YOUR PLACE TO CONTROL TRAFFIC. There is nothing more satisfying than to be able to pass a Traffic Nazi like that and it is always worth the gas and risk of a ticket. 
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11-04-2006, 05:52 AM
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Re: Worked over a Honda Pilot
Good story Papa I think we have all ran into those dope wads. I dont get it they hold everyone up and when people start to go around them they relize they need to go over the speed limit now. This is a time when you need to have a windshield sprayer on the back bumper pointing up full of baby oil!!
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11-04-2006, 08:28 AM
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Re: Worked over a Honda Pilot
Hes probably thinking,"I get better gas milage than you!!! You need to follow me!!! Damn you stupid V8!!! Why did you pass me???! My fuel effecient ULEV V-6 can beat you car in mileage and catch up with you!!!" LOL!!! You tested him to see if his brakes can control all that "power."
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11-05-2006, 05:38 PM
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Re: Worked over a Honda Pilot
Good job man!
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11-09-2006, 11:23 PM
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Yeah, I handed a spanking to one that wanted to ride up my rear bumper as I was getting onto an on-ramp. He passed me up and when I saw what a putz he was by tailgating other vehicles I cuaght up to him and gave him a quick spanking. needless to say he never caught up and when I slowed down to give him another try, he slowed down also. Maybe they should just stick to driving the back roads where they belong.
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 Hey, I resent that comment, I think my Pilot is pretty swift, at least mine anyways .
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Re: Worked over a Honda Pilot
It's my observation that the Pilot is usually operated by a super smug extra tightwad super conservative ninny.
Can't wait to meet one off road witht the tailpipe crushed between the ground and the lower control arm.
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11-22-2006, 02:27 PM
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WOW, you beat a HONDA PILOT?! OMGOMGOMG! That is SOOOO awesome!! What did you race next, a retard from the silverado forum?
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Yeah cause killing Furds is not worth mentioning around here.
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Don't take the bait boys. Don't take it.
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Just a little FYI, the windshield washer in front usually does the trick too. I usually drive for the vanpool at work and use it on a regular basis for unwarranted tailgating. I used it today on a ram while in the passing lane. It was pretty satisfying to see him have to use his wipers as I pulled into the righthand lane  .
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