06 Titan vs. new dodge ram 1500 quad cab

EVO8 · 11-05-2006, 11:31 PM

Taking my high schooler to his hocky game this morning, a red dodge pickup pulled up next to me at a light. My kid opens the window and "I'm like what are you doing, it's cold!" Kid says dodge guy wants me to open the window. So I look over and this guy in the dodge said "you need to get a real mans car". I looked over and said "get a life". Anyways, he starts yapping his mouth off on how slow JAP cars are. I would never race a truck, especially in a truck. It's a waste of time and expensive gas. All my kids start yelling and start talking crap to him and now kids are cheering me on to race him. I said "NO!" but my kids were begging me to roast the dodge because it was rude and ugly. Dodge guy was telling his wife that I'm a P*ssy with my P*ssy Nissan rice mobile. I couldn't stand it, so we raced.... Dodge got roasted!!!!!!!!!!!!

We turned into Hockey ring and so did the dodge. I thought he wanted to fight so I was ready. Well, well, his kid was playing hockey too. Our kids were playing against each other. He told me he was just messing around and that I had a nice truck but..... Later on, he said his kids Neon SRT4 (American car) wood roast my truck. I said bring it! After Hocky game (my kids team lost by 2 points), we met up to race in the back roads. I was destined to race his fast *** Neon. I showed up and he was like throwing up this hands in the air like "What's up, where's your truck"!!!! I said " I never said anything about racing your Neon in my truck". Anyways, I brought my EVO8 out of storage and roasted his *** like there was no tommorow. His kids Neon SRT4 was probably stock, my EVO dyno's 350awhp/350awtq and runs mid 12's in the 1/4. He went home with his tail between his legs.

Oh, he also turned around and said his kids team beat mine so I better juice my kid up for another round the next time we meet. It's a secrete but I got my kid a BOW flex machine, we shall see. Anyways, all this was pathetic and I was stupid enough to fall for it so OH WELL! Hope you guys enjoyed this, I know my kids did.

Joe'sTitan · 11-05-2006, 11:45 PM

Nice Kill. The neon is a joke of a sports car. The evo and srt are top notch, like a TITAN...
Way to kick some egomaniac a$$..

Roadrunner · 11-05-2006, 11:59 PM

Dorks drive Neons. You should'nt of wasted your gas on that little piece of sh**. Hopefully your son's team will kick his son's teams a** next game.

*TitanVorobej* · 11-06-2006, 12:04 AM

Why the fights. My brother has a 1000 hp ram that woulda rosted the Evo and the titan and the ram and me

ill take him though. I will send pictures tomorrow.

*Trky-Dck* · 11-06-2006, 12:09 AM

Nice Kill! What a loser to revert back to your son's team losing by 2 points. I am sure he went back to his single wide, broke open a Pabst and sat down in his "Archie Bunker Barcalounger!"

AgTitan06 · 11-06-2006, 12:23 AM

haha. Great kill!!

*TitanVorobej* · 11-06-2006, 01:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trky-Dck

Nice Kill! What a loser to revert back to your son's team losing by 2 points. I am sure he went back to his single wide, broke open a Pabst and sat down in his "Archie Bunker Barcalounger!"

ha! loll.
niceeeeeeeee

OMNIHUGE · 11-06-2006, 02:17 AM

LoL I was like wtf he's gonna race an srt4 with a titan durr.....but then the evo...yes!

I drove one of those and made the salesman poop his pants, those things are sick.

CFowler · 11-06-2006, 07:54 AM

Nice kill. Way to shut the Dodge guys mouth right up and in front of his kids too. Now that was all too funny.

**Helinut1970** · 11-06-2006, 09:16 AM

I dont get it! This guy pulled up not even knowing you and made you roll the window and started saying your truck was a piece of crap and calling you a P*SSY!! Why? That would have been his mistake pulling in the parking lot behind me. BTW glad you smoked him both races. Nice kill, way to represent. Next time do it without the kiddos!

Hemi4Me · 11-06-2006, 09:25 AM

Regarding the truck vs. truck race. Nice Kill!!
What ever engine that Ram had under the hood????

CoeCEO · 11-06-2006, 10:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trky-Dck

Nice Kill! What a loser to revert back to your son's team losing by 2 points. I am sure he went back to his single wide, broke open a Pabst and sat down in his "Archie Bunker Barcalounger!"

mmmmmm..... Pabst......

gixxer0.6g · 11-06-2006, 10:33 AM

Gawd I hate dodge trucks. I wouldn't even tow one of those in fear that it's uglyness would rub off on my titan.

nytitan1 · 11-06-2006, 11:56 AM

nice kill but be careful with those kids in truck i had similar situation sometimes testosterone gets better of us. guy pulled up to me in a ram kid actually wanted to race started talking crap told him no thanks got kids in truck well he started with that you ricers always got some excuse, so i said whatever have a nice day . wouldnt you know it i saw him around town about a week later asked him if he wanted to do it we did it i took him went to pull into parking lot after about 1/2 mile but he kept on going. wouldnt even stop.

QShip · 11-06-2006, 07:08 PM

Don't risk the children.