Love this write-up. Hmm they were thinking of you with that Porsche!
The Jeep SRT-8 is Jeep's flag-ship Grand Cherokee model. Following in the footsteps the Viper laid down with the SRT model, DC has tweaked the Grand Cherokee into a sport-car killer with muscle-car credentials. Not a hard path to follow, really, it just takes some engineering guts to step up and make such a model.
Let's see if the Jeep SRT-8 specs can tell us a bit about this wolf-in wolf's clothing, shall we?
Measurement Result Thoughts
0 - 60 MPH 4.9 seconds Porsche-eating quick
60 - 0 MPH 125 feet Life-saving shortness
Top Speed 155 MPH Electronically governed
Skidpad 0.92 g Leave your lattes home
0 - 100 - 0 MPH 19.3 seconds Slower than a Cobra, but, come on
Towing 3,500 lbs But, why...?
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