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Old 04-09-2007, 01:05 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Killed a Dodge 1500 GXT - Accidentally

So the wife and I are riding around doing errands this weekend and a yellow Dodge 1500 with GTX stripes jumps into traffic behind us. We’re on a six lane road with a median in the middle, traffic lights every mile. It’s the middle of the day on Saturday and traffic is moving at about 25-30 mph. Well the Dodge keeps dropping back a few car lengths and gunning it. My wife notices this and gives me the “don’t act like a 16 year old” look. Seeing as we are on our way to lunch and I don’t want hear about it, I move from the right hand lane to the middle lane. Of course the kids in the Dodge come screaming up beside me and start talking smack out the window, “Come on, let’s see what that Jap trucks got.” The driver looks about 16 and is half way hanging out his window, his friend is about the same age and is leaning over the seat. Again I get the look, so I look and see the car on my left is slowing down to turn into the median. I get on it a little to move in to the left lane; naturally the kids in the Dodge think it’s on. Unfortunately, they are both staring at my truck and not where they’re going. Traffic has stopped for someone turning right in their lane and they pile into the back of a dump truck at about 25 mph. My wife looks at me and says “Did you see that?” I look in the mirror and all I can see is pieces of plastic on the road and two guys in the dump truck with WTF looks on their faces. We had a good lunch and I only heard “it’s not that funny” once or twice the rest of the day.

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So the wife and I are riding around doing errands this weekend and a yellow Dodge 1500 with GTX stripes jumps into traffic behind us. We’re on a six lane road with a median in the middle, traffic lights every mile. It’s the middle of the day on Saturday and traffic is moving at about 25-30 mph. Well the Dodge keeps dropping back a few car lengths and gunning it. My wife notices this and gives me the “don’t act like a 16 year old” look. Seeing as we are on our way to lunch and I don’t want hear about it, I move from the right hand lane to the middle lane. Of course the kids in the Dodge come screaming up beside me and start talking smack out the window, “Come on, let’s see what that Jap trucks got.” The driver looks about 16 and is half way hanging out his window, his friend is about the same age and is leaning over the seat. Again I get the look, so I look and see the car on my left is slowing down to turn into the median. I get on it a little to move in to the left lane; naturally the kids in the Dodge think it’s on. Unfortunately, they are both staring at my truck and not where they’re going. Traffic has stopped for someone turning right in their lane and they pile into the back of a dump truck at about 25 mph. My wife looks at me and says “Did you see that?” I look in the mirror and all I can see is pieces of plastic on the road and two guys in the dump truck with WTF looks on their faces. We had a good lunch and I only heard “it’s not that funny” once or twice the rest of the day.

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Old 04-09-2007, 01:24 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Action, you're wrong, that is Too F*ckin' FUNNY!!!!
I agree that is the funniest thing i have heard all day thanks for the laugh
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That is actually funny!!!
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Re: Killed a Dodge 1500 GXT - Accidentally

Isn't that called poetic justice or something like that?
I thought it was pretty darn funny myself.
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Re: Killed a Dodge 1500 GXT - Accidentally

That is hilarious!!!!!!!

I hope only the punks pride was hurt though!!!
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LOL - Must be Idiot Karma.
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you so should have gotten out and done that..... that was great!
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That is hilarious!!!!!!!

I hope only the punks pride was hurt though!!!
Yeah, I'm glad we weren't going any faster or it could have been ugly. We watched the news later but no story so I don't think anyone was seriously hurt. I would have liked to hear what they had to say to the cops.
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Hopefully they didn't get hurt !!!, Too bad about their Dad's truck..... Somehow it just doesn't seem right.... First cell phones, now its guys driving these sexy trucks distracting our youth.....
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Re: Killed a Dodge 1500 GXT - Accidentally

lol. karma's gonna get ya!!!
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Serves them right to get dumped on. lol
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This just proves that this forum gives a lot of fun.
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Re: Killed a Dodge 1500 GXT - Accidentally

Now thats a story!!! I woulda turned around and blew my train horn in their faces and then laughed my *** off as i drove away.
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You should have took a picture and it would have been the laughing stock for years.....
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