Probably my most unfair kill (late 90's Explorer)..He called me out LOL

O-FiveCC · 10-07-2009, 06:35 PM

So I went the wrong way down a street, turned into a Winn-Dixie to drive through th parking lot and out the exit on the other side. As I'm going through, this friggin thing is a little close to my tailgate, but whatever, he's probably going into Winn-Dixie and will park soon. There are 2 stop signs in front of Winn-Dixie, but its late no one is there so I just roll thorugh slowly. I hear this turd floor his truck and come up on my a**...So I gave a half second mash of the pedal. Makes my exhaust yell and my rear squat. We did this 3 or 4 times. Yhe last time I was pissed, so I was approaching the road I needed to turn on, and since he was so close, I just stopped (brake check), he shoots off to the right to try to go through another parking lot and get to the street ahead of me...I LOLed at that. I pulled out and flew past him as he watched me go by..He caught up and floored it next to me, I let him go this time. I caught up to him slowly and as soon as I got about 5 feet off his rear in the lane next to him. I hear him floor it, so did I....He was some jerk off with his hat crooked and all his windows down pimping his old explorer....I flew past him so fast, I can't even say that I pulled a certain amount of lengths on him, cause I passed him so fast...Tha has to be a 19 second truck LOL...Anyway, I felt better after that

bestatchess · 10-07-2009, 06:48 PM

First warning: No more war story posts about Ford trucks unless it is a Lightning.

HawaiiTitan · 10-07-2009, 06:50 PM

Good kill man, just cause the Explorer driver was being a douche. Kinda sounds like the encounter I had with the Expedition. He had the whole wife beater, big silver chain, seat leaned way back, bumping his rap real loud, skinny little twirp white kid thing going. I opted to not waste my time and just LOL'ed at the bugger trying to show off how fast his wannabe bling mobile was.

This stroy was probably better off in the "races not worth thier own thread" thread

w00t692 · 10-07-2009, 06:55 PM

I had a 94 ford explorer as my first car. The thing was stupidly slow.

O-FiveCC · 10-07-2009, 06:56 PM

Right after I posted this I saw your thread LOL and thought the same thing. The only reason I posted was because this guy wins the douche of the year award trying to be Dale Earnhardt in an old Explorer

bestatchess · 10-07-2009, 06:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HawaiiTitan

Kinda sounds like the encounter I had with the Expedition.

Expediton a/k/a The Valdeez

I can't believe you guys are posting about these "kills". Titans blow away Fords every day when only the guy driving the Ford thinks they are racing.

O-FiveCC · 10-07-2009, 06:59 PM

Hey, at least i didn't start a new thread about my Prius kill LOL

HawaiiTitan · 10-07-2009, 08:26 PM

Gotta watch out for those Prius' man, they can be WOT and racing you and you probably wont even hear them or notice them cause they are so quiet and slow. ROFL.

Toughtitan08 · 10-07-2009, 09:08 PM

I can relate to the Prius being quiet. I had to fix a windshield in one a while back and when I pulled it in, it was totally silent. I was like WTF??? Very eerie feeling.....

**bagellord** · 10-08-2009, 05:35 PM

In defense of Ford's (praying against all hope against the banhammer), the diesel's are hella fast.

O-FiveCC · 10-08-2009, 05:46 PM

.......When modded

**bagellord** · 10-08-2009, 08:59 PM

That goes without saying. A stock diesel truck is going to be pretty slow compared to a Titan.

HawaiiTitan · 10-09-2009, 03:03 AM

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Originally Posted by O-FiveCC

.......When modded

.........with a 275HP programmer, put less than half that into your Titan and see what will happen to the diesel. apples to oranges though.

memsu · 10-11-2009, 08:18 PM

Sometimes you have to watch out for some of the Explorers though.

I used to have a 96 and a 01 Explorer with the 5.0L V8 in them. Yeah, the engine bay was crammed full. It moved pretty good for a Ford. I surprised several people who just thought it was a V6 model.

The Titan is faster though. I was driving my Explorer and I was behind a Titan (they just came out). We got on an on ramp and he floored it. I decided to see what it could do. The Titan slowly but steady started pulling away from me. I wouldn't have considered it a kill by any means.