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So Ford wants to be cute and have their own little club, do they? Well, we already got one. We just need some manly rules for all to follow. Alright fellas, let the creative juices flow.......wait....that's the first rule:

1.) No saying "creative juices" again.
 

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2) don't drink anything with a straw. no matter how manly you are, you will NEVER look manly drinking out of one.

i know it has nothing to do with TT, but just don't do it!
 

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if your going to post in the "HOTTEST GIRL" thread you MUST post pictures..
 

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albonismo said:
2) don't drink anything with a straw. no matter how manly you are, you will NEVER look manly drinking out of one.

i know it has nothing to do with TT, but just don't do it!
I call B.S on that. Try drinking ice tea without a straw. You wind up wearing it down your shirt when the ice comes rushing out the front of the cup. Somethings require a straw those are just the facts.

Now a fruity slushy drink with umbrella's and fruit stuck to the side of the glass is a no no.
 

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JCollins28 said:
I call B.S on that. Try drinking ice tea without a straw. You wind up wearing it down your shirt when the ice comes rushing out the front of the cup. Somethings require a straw those are just the facts.

Now a fruity slushy drink with umbrella's and fruit stuck to the side of the glass is a no no.
Manly truck drivers like to wear their drinks, lol.
 

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If it itches, scratch it!
 

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Cats are a big no no....you either have a dog or nothing. And it must be a dog, not something that can fit in your wife's purse.
 

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Buildwonder said:
In case anyone's wondering where this thread is coming from, here's why:

http://www.bftrules.com/index.asp
Are you steeling my thunder ?

:evillaugh :evillaugh :evillaugh

So who's doing the production on the Titan rules ?
 

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Sorry man, I saw an opportunity for some humor and ran with it.



New Rule: No thunder stealing!

Other New Rule: No laughing or making jokes when I say that I drink all ice cold soft drinks with a straw because my teefuses are sensitive to the cold ..... I know, I know......here, I'll post it for you.....:gay:
 

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JCollins28 said:
I call B.S on that. Try drinking ice tea without a straw. You wind up wearing it down your shirt when the ice comes rushing out the front of the cup. Somethings require a straw those are just the facts.

Now a fruity slushy drink with umbrella's and fruit stuck to the side of the glass is a no no.
i dissagree, ice tea is one thing that i definately do NOT drink w/ a straw. gotta be smarter than the ice....
 

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Don't complain about gas mileage :gunz:
 

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AF-Medic said:
Don't complain about gas mileage :gunz:
Lol, I was thinking that but didn't post it. It is not a Yugo and we all know it so no fussing about it.
 

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no more talking about mods, putting something up for sale, asking about this or that product without posting pics/link, period.
 

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no more talking about mods, putting something up for sale, asking about this or that product without posting pics/link, period.

I second the motion.......From this day forth, I decree, by the power vested in me by the Commonwealth of Titandom, that this noble suggestion by Goathead become law in the land! No pics, no posts! This ain't the Pennysaver. Any of thee who challenge said law can go poundeth salt. I also Knight thee, honorable Goathead. Thou hath done well. Ok, I'm done...........:signed:
 

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AF-Medic said:
Don't complain about gas mileage :gunz:
This needs to be #1 on the list, no doubt. :clap:
 

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Don't turn your head to back up, use your mirrors for GOD SAKE!!!
 

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Buildwonder said:
I second the motion.......From this day forth, I decree, by the power vested in me by the Commonwealth of Titandom, that this noble suggestion by Goathead become law in the land! No pics, no posts! This ain't the Pennysaver. Any of thee who challenge said law can go poundeth salt. I also Knight thee, honorable Goathead. Thou hath done well. Ok, I'm done...........:signed:
Buildwonder, he's a smart man
 

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4. Always park unreasonably far away from any other car in the lot and take up at least 2 spaces.
5. No speaking (or typing) in Old English.
 

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cneary812 said:
Don't turn your head to back up, use your mirrors for GOD SAKE!!!
WOW.......I like all so far except this one. Too many blind spots. I hate to admit it but a child darted out behind me one day, and if it hadn't been from me turning and looking God only knows what would have happened.
 
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