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Im actually surprised that more stores don't have a "lounge" where the men could hang out while the wife is shopping. Serve some snacks, watch the game, etc.
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One time while at the mall with my wife, and two friends and thier girlfriends, us guys, bored took off to see what trouble we could cause. We entered Victoria Secrets where Rob tried to try on a lacy teddy. When he was turned down, we walked over to the panty wall and proceeded to sniff away. We were escorted from the store and banned for life, or so they claimed. Actually was a blast. Made major snorting noises, turned heads from outside the store.
 

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stlblues said:
One time while at the mall with my wife, and two friends and thier girlfriends, us guys, bored took off to see what trouble we could cause. We entered Victoria Secrets where Rob tried to try on a lacy teddy. When he was turned down, we walked over to the panty wall and proceeded to sniff away. We were escorted from the store and banned for life, or so they claimed. Actually was a blast. Made major snorting noises, turned heads from outside the store.
That's funny! One christmas I went to the mall(victoria secrets) with a friend so he could by his girl something. Well I wasn't paying attention to him or the saleslady until she walked up to me and tried to take my measurements. As nice looking as she was I still yelled "WTF are you doing". My friend had told her he needed something in my size and she didn't question it at all. We weren't banned for life but made her day better with a good laugh.
 

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one time me and some of my friends, we were i think 17 or 18 at the time went into walmart and got on the carts for the elderly and had dragraces and bumper cars in walmart, we knowcked down a couple clothes racks too, then we brought in a couple boom boxes and blasted rap while driving the carts. After we got kicked out, we came back 2 hours later aand went to the sports section and played baseball with the stuff in the store, i willnever forget that moment.
 

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LOL, my stories aren't anywhere near that funny. But there was one time I fell asleep on one of those chairs that they have in Macy's.

Or the time my wife was shopping, and I thought it would be funny just to let one rip in the middle of the floor.
 

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My wife did not find it funny when she needed some help that I blasted an air horn until a 5 sales people ran our way. They were all yelling and I calmly asked where the restroom was and if they could get a shirt in my wife's size.

She did not talk to me for 2 days for that one. She now laughs about it though.
 

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My wife did not find it funny when she needed some help that I blasted an air horn until a 5 sales people ran our way. They were all yelling and I calmly asked where the restroom was and if they could get a shirt in my wife's size.

She did not talk to me for 2 days for that one. She now laughs about it though.
WTF???

LOL!!!!
 

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COTitan said:
My wife did not find it funny when she needed some help that I blasted an air horn until a 5 sales people ran our way. They were all yelling and I calmly asked where the restroom was and if they could get a shirt in my wife's size.

She did not talk to me for 2 days for that one. She now laughs about it though.
I'm going to go out and buy a case of them.
 

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My buddy on the forum ( 4DSZR1 ) get's dragged all the time to the mall with his wife. The really bad part is he has to ride in her car.......
 

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My buddy on the forum ( 4DSZR1 ) get's dragged all the time to the mall with his wife. The really bad part is he has to ride in her car.......

Yeah you just wait Smart ### That beauty will look killer when I get the ole girl jacked up and the 22's on her.
 
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