[JB]

LMAO I just found this on craigslist and thought i should post this.

NISSAN TITAN 05 ***fully loaded***

 

[Walrus]

Fully loaded and fully wrecked.

 

[bestatchess]

Doesn't hurt to try. I knew a used car salesman. His favorite slogan was "There's a butt for every seat!"

 

[JB]

Fully loaded and fully wrecked.

Hahahaha I didn't know XE trim come fully loaded. This guy is trying too hard to find a sucker.

Doesn't hurt to try. I knew a used car salesman. His favorite slogan was "There's a butt for every seat!"

:::Hand over face::: LMAO on that punchline! Agreed on trying.............gave me a good laugh though

 

[Walrus]

That can't be fixed for 1500 bucks unless you are in Guatemala.

 

[JB]

Agreed............She's done like a hooker with purple pastrami between her legs

 

[etalian2005]

FULLY LOADED XE!! SPECIAL TOTALED EDITION!! CALL NOW!! YOU CANNOT MISS THIS TOTALED VEHICLE!!

some people...

 

[Titan332009]

"You will not be disappointed for the price
This is a Great deal My loss ur gain "



Hey, it's a great deal, his loss is your gain...he even said so.



:ftard:

 

[JB]

"You will not be disappointed for the price
This is a Great deal My loss ur gain "



Hey, it's a great deal, his loss is your gain...he even said so.



:ftard:

I'm not talking sh*t, Just speaking real spit. There is no fully loaded XE. That truck has frame damage and should be salvaged if not reported to the DMV already. Bedsides are $900 for each side with my discount they are $700. Total work should be around 4-6k in my opinion. I hope he gets what he's aking for it. i just thought it was a good laugh. No offense friend.

 

[DRTYAZN]

:rofl: I wonder if I bought it, drove it home, then called my insurance company and filed a hit-n-run accident, would they believe me and pay me triple that??? :rofl:

 

[Titan332009]

I just thought it was a good laugh. No offense friend.

None taken, I was quoting the ad. :teethmast


Something fishy about the whole thing, otherwise he'd go ahead and have it repaired himself.

 

[RobKar]

When I saw the first picture I was like ... OK I could do that ... :the last picture made me :lol:

 

[Walrus]

It looks like it only has 3 new tires now unless you count the spare as never been used.

 

[rynomx785]

That can't be fixed for 1500 bucks unless you are in Guatemala.

It's not that far to Tiajuana. lol

 

[NIS_TITAN06]

i want some of what that guy is smokin...my wife hit a pole and it was 3k for the rear side panel to be replaced/painted with oem parts from nissan

 

[TitanBlue]

2005 XE is worth $17K? He's dreamin....... Fix it, and maybe $5900 if he's lucky.

 

[JB]

i want some of what that guy is smokin...my wife hit a pole and it was 3k for the rear side panel to be replaced/painted with oem parts from nissan

I just rear ended a pole and i got a hook up with the owner/buddy for 10 years. I paid $900 for repairs & paint. not to mention i provided my own bumper.

 

[DRTYAZN]

But this is such a steal, or is it steel... You get all those loose parts he's already got piled up to cut help cut down the costs... And it's a "clean title". :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

 

[donny612]

"Some damage"?? That thing is sooooo totaled. I've seen pictures of cars with less damage than that, that the insurance company totaled. Oh...and thanks for the laugh!!

 

[DRTYAZN]

"Some damage"?? That thing is sooooo totaled. I've seen pictures of cars with less damage than that, that the insurance company totaled. Oh...and thanks for the laugh!!

Well I highly doubt that he even reported it to his insurance company, since he clearly stated he only had liability insurance... so that means, it was not even reall inspected for structural frame damage either... his loss, your gain, and Your PAIN if you buy it off of Craigslist... :rofl: I am tempted to offer him $1900 so I can chop it up and fully cage the front, rear, and cab, plexi glass the front windshield and leave the top off...