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So guys let's hear your best pickup lines. It can be generic or unique. Just something you have used or will be using the next possible chance you get. Let's hear them.....:teeth:

Mine.....
"So which one of you ladies wants to receive a child support payment from me in the near future"
 

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Oh I'm curious to read these! LOL.

Here's something I got this weekend:

"Are you here on your own or with someone"
"With friends, you?"
"My girlfriend, but she doesn't mind"

and this girl with a drink in her hand, fist in another, face mad as hell stared at us dancing. LMAO.. someone's man needs a leash.
 

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"Are you a booger?
Cause I'd pick you."

"I have a 9 inch penis...."
 

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"I have a 10" penis....."

"Your looking pretty hot right there do you need any assistance because by looking at your shirt. It may need assistance being pulled off"

"You in need of some company"
 

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"Got any mexican in you?"
"No"
"Would you like some?"
 

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LOL Gracias <---- Takes a bow!
 

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"Didnt We go to different high schools together?"

"Do you work at subway? Cause Your giving me a foot long."

"Could I touch your belly button . . . from the inside?"

"I bet you 20 bucks you're gonna turn me down"
 

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See Footy! Cali guys know what they're doing.. darn East coast kids don't know any lines. LMAO Jk.
Well im not going to be a nerd when trying to get a piece at a bar. Its very simple. You pounce like a tiger and grab hold with alot of grip.
 

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"Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap motel room across the street."

"You don't sweat much for a fat chick."
 

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"Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap motel room across the street."

"You don't sweat much for a fat chick."
"Your a very beatiful girl, does your physical appearance expand your inner beauty"

"Todays not christmas but id love for you to rock my North Pole"
 

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