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Ok, here are a few! Enjoy!
Add as many as you like!

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If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

(Hardly seems worth it.)



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If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

(Now that's more like it!)



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The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.

(O.M.G.!)


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A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.

(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)



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A co<kroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.)

(I'm still not over the pig.)



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Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour

(Don't try this at home, maybe at work)



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The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.

("Honey, I'm home. What the..?!")



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The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.

(30 minutes..lucky pig! Can you imagine?)



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The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.

(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)


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Some lions mate over 50 times a day.

(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)


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Butterflies taste with their feet.

(Something I always wanted to know.)


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The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

(Hmmmmmm..)


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Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.

(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)


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Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.

(okay, so that would be a good thing)


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A cat's urine glows under a black light.

(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)


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An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

(I know some people like that.)


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Starfish have no brains

(I know some people like that too.)


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Polar bears are left-handed.

(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)


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Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

(What about that pig??)
 

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The average bra size today is 36C. Ten years ago it was 34B

I see a favorable trend going here!
 

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Humans are the only species on earth that have face-to-face sex.

I'm not exactly sure how to use that information. :dunno:
 

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The Bible, the world’s best-selling book, is also the world’s most shoplifted book.

I think that was number 8 of those rules taught us in that very book. :ftard:
 

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The largest toy distributor in the world is McDonald’s.

Hmmm, who is their target market do you think? Start 'em young!
 

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The word “pornography” comes from the Greek meaning the “writings of prostitutes.”


:lol: Prostitute being sort of a synonym for whore makes the post whores purveyors of porn???? :rofl:
 

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The Ford pick up is the best selling vehicle in the USA. But there is one company that sells twice as many trucks as Ford. Tonka!
 

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People who drink coffee are less likely to commit suicide than people who don’t.


I'll take mine black please. :)
 

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According to statistics, Australian women are most likely to have sex on the first date.

So the greeting should really be punctuated thus: "G'day. Mate?"
 

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Women who went to college are more likely than high school dropouts to enjoy both the giving and receiving of oral sex.

Good to know. :D
 

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Alcohol:


Did you know that the human body produces its own supply of alcohol naturally on a continuous basis, 24 hours a day, seven days a week?

Did you know that the world's oldest known recipe is for beer?

The word "toast," meaning a wish of good health, started in ancient Rome, where a piece of toasted bread was dropped into wine.

Vikings used the skulls of their enemies as drinking vessels.

Anyone under the age of 21 who takes out household trash containing even a single empty alcohol beverage container can be charged with illegal possession of alcohol in Missouri.

The early Church declared that alcohol was an inherently good gift of God to be used and enjoyed. While individuals might choose not to drink, to despise alcohol was heresy.

While there wasn't any cranberry sauce, mashed potatoes, sweet potatoes, or pumpkin pie to eat at the first Thanksgiving, there was beer, brandy, gin, and wine to drink.

During Prohibition, temperance activists hired a scholar to rewrite the Bible by removing all references to alcohol beverage.

Bourbon takes its name from Bourbon County in Kentucky, where it was first produced in 1789 by a Baptist minister.

The alcohol in drinks of either low alcohol content (below 15%) or high alcohol content (over 30%) tend to be absorbed into the body more slowly
(I'll have to be more picky in my selections now)LOL!!!
 

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Australian women huh ?
 

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Carbeaux said:
Women who went to college are more likely than high school dropouts to enjoy both the giving and receiving of oral sex.

Good to know. :D
I'm glad my wife went to college.
 

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A lobster only has one claw, but most people think they have two.
 
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