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That's very informative. Have you tried this yet 'mantis???
 

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Naw, I'm actually happy with the power output of my truck. It's not a race truck afterall........
 

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yah i'm gonna try that method today, only i a just gonna dump that 25lb bag of sand straight into my gas tank and hold her wide open in park until i run outta gas!
 

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I did that with my old car and gained 25hp!!!
 

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i know what he forgot to do. he forgot to make sure the blinker fluid was full.
 

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That thread was funny, thanks I needed a good laugh for the day.
 

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I think his problem was in running sandblasting sand.

He probably should have used pure beach sand from Malibu or another suitable, All-American beach. Once the internals are properly smoothed by the abrasive sand, he could lubricate them by putting in an entire bunch of peeled bannanas. They ,elt in engine heat and generally perform like STP.

After sanding and the bannana treatment, some fuel changes such as using Oxygenated Oxy-Clean might be in order ... I bet Billy Mays would even scream about it on TV as yet another use for the product. If he wanted to TOP that, some whipped cream would be good, no Cherry.

Sound, resourceful egnineering will win out every time.

As a fitting end to this, maybe some rubbing compound to rub out the paint ...
 

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What a tool. I thought the direct exhaust injection guy was stupid, but THIS takes the cake. All I can say is WOW.
 

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HAHA.... I laughed so hard I almost wet myself :)
 

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ChosenFew36 said:
yah i'm gonna try that method today, only i a just gonna dump that 25lb bag of sand straight into my gas tank and hold her wide open in park until i run outta gas!
I think till you run out of sand.........
 

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He really screwed up. See, I used baking soda, because it is a much milder abrasive and I could get it for free from a buddy of mines father who owns a sandblasting shop. We also used a little bleach afterwards to clean it all out. Now it runs like never before.
 

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Don't forget to get your very own, custom tailored oil cap.
 

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man I laughed so hard I almost fell out of my chair thanks for the good laugh.

He should have put a 5lb bag of sugar in the gas tank to even it out :fktardxpl
 
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