[08crewcab]

Hahaha at a local bar/club and realize I'm being hit on by a FUB. That's right gents, a FUB.(fat ugly b!tch). Had to find a reason to walk away and it was for my brothers at TT! Happy cinco de drinko fellas!

 

[VQP0WER]

Dang, maybe she thinks you're fugly enough to where she might have had a chance.

 

[DRTYAZN]

That means you need two shots of Patron, then slam a pitcher of beer... afterwards, you'll have on bar goggles and she'll, both, look and sound so much better... :rofl:

 

[nissanbyblood]

Lol fub we get alot of those and cougars round here.

 

[bestatchess]

That means you need two shots of Patron, then slam a pitcher of beer... afterwards, you'll have on bar goggles and she'll, both, look and sound so much better... :rofl:

I have a friend that uses a reverse rating scale: A 10 means he needs 10 beers.

 

[DRTYAZN]

I'll TOFTT with a Cougar before a FUB any night of the week... It'll cost less in drinks and usually they'll be the one buying you drinks anyways...

 

[Quartz]

This reminds me of something I read on the wall of a bathroom in a bar in Baton Rouge.

"Fat women are like mopeds. They're fun to ride as long as your friends don't see you."

 

[08crewcab]

LMAO ^^ winning

 

[DRTYAZN]

:rofl: moped... :rofl: kinda like goin' home with a stranger only to wake up and having to do the coyote... "have to chew your own arm off to leave without waking her up" :rofl:

 

[Grizz7122]

hahaha, this is a great thread