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Got up to go to work walked out and saw egg shells all over the ground. Looked like some punks got bored and went and egged the neighborhood. It wasn't just my truck but many others.
 

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That sucks. And that is why I strive to keep my vehicles garaged.

Get it washed ASAP.
 

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I am waiting for Karma to catch up with me, because unfortunately when I was a young dumb kid, I participated in egging on a few occasions. Its only a matter of time before I come out and find my truck with egg on it. Sorry to hear that, if you keep wax on it, it shouldnt have done any permanent damage. :(
 

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I had to be at work at 5am. So I tried to spray it down with the hose before I left but I didn't have much time. Luckily my fiance came and picked it up to have it washed for me while I was at work. It looked like all the eggs hit the windows but then ran down. My roomates car was not so lucky. He has swirls in the paint where the eggs hit.
 

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Titanup07 said:
I had to be at work at 5am. So I tried to spray it down with the hose before I left but I didn't have much time. Luckily my fiance came and picked it up to have it washed for me while I was at work. It looked like all the eggs hit the windows but then ran down. My roomates car was not so lucky. He has swirls in the paint where the eggs hit.
Luckily you live in FL!!! If you had been anywhere else and those eggs had hit they would have been frozen and maybe ruining your paint!
 

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Jizzus.
If you didn't have bad luck, you wouldn't have any luck at all these days.
 

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fking a$$holes!!!
 

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Once upon a time, when I was 17 and newly enlisted, I owned a bad-*** 1979 Datsun Sentra, 2-door turd brown wonder car. I came out of a class one day to see a massive seething carpet of mysterious white mass enveloping it. As I drew closer, I realized it composed of hundreds of seagulls covering every square inch of my car. First I was befuddled, then I was enraged. I ran at them, waving my arms and screaming. The whole horde took wing at once, in a cacophony of caws of protest.

When seagulls lift off in fright, they first 'lighten the load'. My car was absolutely covered in bird-****. Looked like someone dipped the car in a tank of it. As I drew closer in hapless amazement, I realized there were the remnants of about a dozen doughnuts strategically distributed over the entire car. It was then that I heard the snickering and laughter of my 'friends' behind the barracks.

So in the grand scheme of things, eggs aren't so bad...
 
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