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When Jane initially met Tarzan in the jungle, she was attracted to
> > him, and during her questions about his life, she asked him how he had
> > sex.
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> > "Tarzan not know sex" he replied. Jane explained to him what sex was.
> > Tarzan said "Oh,....Tarzan use knot hole in trunk of tree."
> >
> > Horrified, Jane said , "Tarzan you have it all wrong, but I will show you
> > how to do it properly."
> >
> > She took off her clothing and laid down on the ground.
> > "Here" she said, pointing to her privates, "you must put it in here."
> >
> > Tarzan removed his loin cloth, showing Jane his considerable manhood,
> > stepped closer to her and kicked her in the crotch!
> >
> > Jane rolled around in agony for what seemed like an eternity.
> > Eventually she managed to gasp for air and screamed, "What did you do
> > that for?"
> >
> > Tarzan replied, "Check for squirrel."
 
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