Texan friends

FRIENDS:Will stand by you while you piss.

TEXAS FRIENDS: Will shine a spotlight on you while your
drunk *** is taking a piss in the bushes.
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FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs

TEXAS FRIENDS: Call your parents drunk as hell and tell
them about the fat chick you tried to pick up


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FRIENDS: Hope the night out drinking goes smoothly, and
hope that no one is late for the ride home.

TEXAS FRIENDS: Know some wild **** will happen, and set
up rally points.


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FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did
was wrong.

TEXAS FRIENDS: Will be sitting next to you saying,
"Damn...that **** was fun "

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FRIENDS: Cry with you.

TEXAS FRIENDS: laugh at you

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FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it
back.

TEXAS FRIENDS: Steal each other's stuff so often nobody
remembers who bought the **** in the first place.

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FRIENDS: Are happy that someone picked up a one night
stand and leave them alone.

TEXAS FRIENDS: Will Crawl naked into the room with a
camera and hope for the tag team.

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FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.

TEXAS FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from
you.

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FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd
is doing.

TEXAS FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds *** that left
you.

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FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.

TEXAS FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!"

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FRIENDS: Will try and talk to the bouncer when you get
tossed out of the bar.

TEXAS FRIENDS: Will buck up and go after the bouncer for
touching you on the way out.

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FRIENDS: Will wish you had enough money to go out that
night, and are sorry you couldn't come.

TEXAS FRIENDS: Will share their last dollar with you,
drag you along, and try to steal free drinks all night.
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FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've
had enough.

TEXAS FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the
place and say, "You better drink the rest of that ****, that's alcohol abuse.. party foul"
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FRIENDS: Want the money they loaned you back next week.

TEXAS FRIENDS: Can't begin to remember who owes who money after taking care of each other for so long.

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FRIENDS: Will say "I can't handle Tequila anymore".

TEXAS FRIENDS: Will say "okay, just one more..." and then
2 minutes later throw up everywhere.

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