FRIENDS:Will stand by you while you piss.
TEXAS FRIENDS: Will shine a spotlight on you while your
drunk *** is taking a piss in the bushes.
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FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs
TEXAS FRIENDS: Call your parents drunk as hell and tell
them about the fat chick you tried to pick up
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FRIENDS: Hope the night out drinking goes smoothly, and
hope that no one is late for the ride home.
TEXAS FRIENDS: Know some wild **** will happen, and set
up rally points.
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FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did
was wrong.
TEXAS FRIENDS: Will be sitting next to you saying,
"Damn...that **** was fun "
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FRIENDS: Cry with you.
TEXAS FRIENDS: laugh at you
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FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it
back.
TEXAS FRIENDS: Steal each other's stuff so often nobody
remembers who bought the **** in the first place.
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FRIENDS: Are happy that someone picked up a one night
stand and leave them alone.
TEXAS FRIENDS: Will Crawl naked into the room with a
camera and hope for the tag team.
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FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
TEXAS FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from
you.
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FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd
is doing.
TEXAS FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds *** that left
you.
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FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.
TEXAS FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!"
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FRIENDS: Will try and talk to the bouncer when you get
tossed out of the bar.
TEXAS FRIENDS: Will buck up and go after the bouncer for
touching you on the way out.
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FRIENDS: Will wish you had enough money to go out that
night, and are sorry you couldn't come.
TEXAS FRIENDS: Will share their last dollar with you,
drag you along, and try to steal free drinks all night.
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FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've
had enough.
TEXAS FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the
place and say, "You better drink the rest of that ****, that's alcohol abuse.. party foul"
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FRIENDS: Want the money they loaned you back next week.
TEXAS FRIENDS: Can't begin to remember who owes who money after taking care of each other for so long.
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FRIENDS: Will say "I can't handle Tequila anymore".
TEXAS FRIENDS: Will say "okay, just one more..." and then
2 minutes later throw up everywhere.
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TEXAS FRIENDS: Will shine a spotlight on you while your
drunk *** is taking a piss in the bushes.
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FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs
TEXAS FRIENDS: Call your parents drunk as hell and tell
them about the fat chick you tried to pick up
-------------------------------------------------------------------
FRIENDS: Hope the night out drinking goes smoothly, and
hope that no one is late for the ride home.
TEXAS FRIENDS: Know some wild **** will happen, and set
up rally points.
--------------------------------------------------------------
FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did
was wrong.
TEXAS FRIENDS: Will be sitting next to you saying,
"Damn...that **** was fun "
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FRIENDS: Cry with you.
TEXAS FRIENDS: laugh at you
---------------------------------------------------------
FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it
back.
TEXAS FRIENDS: Steal each other's stuff so often nobody
remembers who bought the **** in the first place.
--------------------------------------------------------
FRIENDS: Are happy that someone picked up a one night
stand and leave them alone.
TEXAS FRIENDS: Will Crawl naked into the room with a
camera and hope for the tag team.
--------------------------------------------------------
FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
TEXAS FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from
you.
------------------------------------------------------
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd
is doing.
TEXAS FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds *** that left
you.
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FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.
TEXAS FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!"
----------------------------------------------------
FRIENDS: Will try and talk to the bouncer when you get
tossed out of the bar.
TEXAS FRIENDS: Will buck up and go after the bouncer for
touching you on the way out.
-------------------------------------------------------
FRIENDS: Will wish you had enough money to go out that
night, and are sorry you couldn't come.
TEXAS FRIENDS: Will share their last dollar with you,
drag you along, and try to steal free drinks all night.
-----------------------------------------
FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've
had enough.
TEXAS FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the
place and say, "You better drink the rest of that ****, that's alcohol abuse.. party foul"
------------------------------------------
FRIENDS: Want the money they loaned you back next week.
TEXAS FRIENDS: Can't begin to remember who owes who money after taking care of each other for so long.
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FRIENDS: Will say "I can't handle Tequila anymore".
TEXAS FRIENDS: Will say "okay, just one more..." and then
2 minutes later throw up everywhere.
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