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Ok- lets have some fun. Here is what I got in mind. Feel free to modify as needed.

1. Titans never get stuck- the earth just stops moving under them.
 

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Jesus walks on water, titans walk on jesus...
 

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gotboost? said:
Jesus walks on water, titans walk on jesus...
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grnTitan04 said:
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I am glad you enjoyed that... My humor is very, well, in your face!
 

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gotboost? said:
Jesus walks on water, titans walk on jesus...
Not true but close- on the first 7 days Jesus walked on water. On the 8th day, God created the Titan and from then on - Jesus rides in a Titan.
 

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Q: What Mods did God do to His Titan-

A: None- God created the Titan perfect ("and He said- it is good")
 

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Q: How many Chebbys does it take to pull a Titan?

A: No one knows- a Chebby has never pulled a Titan.
 

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1) Chuck norris Drives a Titan out of fear of it being the only thing on earth that could kick his ***.
 

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gotboost? said:
Jesus walks on water, titans walk on jesus...

:futwice: :futwice: :futwice: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :jester:

i spit so hard i need a new keyboard now
 

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1) Chuck norris Drives a Titan out of fear of it being the only thing on earth that could kick his ***.

Excellent:jester:
 

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One time I opened the hood and there was no engine, only Chuck Norris
 

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The pope and a slow titan jump off a bridge, who lands first?
The pope, we all know there's no such thing as a slow Titan!
 

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One time I opened the hood and there was no engine, only Chuck Norris
Backward- They opened Chuck's chest and they found no heart- in its place, they found a Titan.
 

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gotboost? said:
Jesus walks on water, titans walk on jesus...
holy sh*t, its been a while since i had tears coming from my eyes from laughing.

i am speechless, that was awesome!!!

:cheers:
 

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Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Titan pajamas.
 

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"One time I was with Titan, along with a live deer. Titan goes up to the deer and says, 'I'm Titan! SAY IT!' Then he manipulates the deer's lips in such a way as to make it say, 'Titan' ... It wasn't exactly like it, but it was pretty good for a deer!'"

"Titan did 3 tours in 'Nam...... I was in Corpus Christi on business a month ago. I had this eight foot tall Asian waiter, which made me curious. I asked him his name. Sure enough it's Ho Tran Titan!"
 

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Under Chuck Norris's beard is a Titan.

The sound of a Titan starting sounds exactly like a transformer's orgasm.

When I floor the accelerator in my Titan, it feels like I have great acceleration. NASA called and corrected me- My Titan just made the earth spin faster.

Sleeping beauty was dreaming of a Titan.
 
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