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As i posted before i just got my titan on the 4th of july! So it is still very new to me anyway...i was at my friends house and my dad had his girlfriend drop him off at my friends house with my spare set of keys. Then he "stole" my truck from out front (i didnt know he was faking the robbery).... i watched it happen so my friend and i hopped on our gopeds (the only thing we had) and chased him for about 3 miles before he ditched me i was heated. I wanted to beat somones a** but he lost me. the funny part though, was when he circled back after he lost me and i was chucking my helmet across the intersection and throwing my scooter out of rage lol ...in the end it was pretty funny though especially since i was tacking out my scooter going like 30 mph not to mention my brakes were disconnected and i ran 4 stop signs and 3 red light inersections! I DIDNT GIVE A F*** I WAS GUNNA CATCH WHOEVER TOOK MY TITAN! At leasst he knows know that i would do anthing for my truck lol! So if anyone has any ideas on how to prank him back let me know.
 

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hmm boy id hurt my dad.. hes barley 5'4 im 5'10 alot more meaty then him.. all he has on me is a tazer....
 

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A live gator in the toilet should do the trick, lol.
 

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papa D thats a great idea, once you overnight a gator to me i think i may give it a shot lol
 

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That's pretty hardcore to go ahead and steal your truck lol, your dad is quite the prankster.

For starters, you can go into his house and put some pop pop's under his toilet seat. If he has a beater work truck he drives every day, put some grease in his door handles. Get creative with some super glue. Hide a pair of XXXL panties somewhere that his GF will find them. Have a girl call the house from a payphone, and have her tell your dad's GF to tell your dad to stop calling her up and leave her alone or she's gonna kick her a$$. Have her say she knows where she lives and she want's her panties back (after/if his GF finds the panties). Put a gay supporter bumper sticker on his bumber where he won't notice it for a couple of days.
 

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he drives a really nice chevy so i dont want to mess it up but i like the gay pride idea! I dont know though it has to be really good. As for the picture lol No i had a stand up goped with a little 22cc two stroke motor...but, like i said the little thing kept up with him for a few miles lol. Anyone have any more ideas?
 

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4 stop signs and 3 red light intersections!

If you had been fatally injured during the chase (more than a good chance in Boston), would your dad then have been charged with murder since your death would be a result of the crime he committed? Was his GF an the truck? Lock her up too.
 

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Dont use grease if you dont want to mess his truck up, use KY jelly! Im sure you have some of that around!
 

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you can buy those gay pride stickers in magnets... so it doesnt mess up his truck.. they say i love gay porn and stuff like that too
 

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Tony said:
4 stop signs and 3 red light intersections!

If you had been fatally injured during the chase (more than a good chance in Boston), would your dad then have been charged with murder since your death would be a result of the crime he committed? Was his GF an the truck? Lock her up too.
Dang tony do i sense some anger? lol....NO lol he owns the truck! so there was no crime lol! and as for the other user i am 17 and the truck is a 07 just picked it up on the forth of july! oh and its not in boston its in california, my first name is actually Boston.
 

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if he has white deodorant roll it up about and inch or so and cut it off then roll it back down and fill it up with cream cheese molded to look like the deodorant. seen that one on tv and thought it was pretty good
 

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It's only a truck and you risked your life over it. Man, you got a lot of growing up to do. I play tricks on my kids(teens) too but if I knew they would ever do anything like what you just did, I'd be thinking really hard about my actions.
 

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Yeah I'm 19 and I paid for my 06 hemi ram in full by myself and I wouldn't do anything like that, or even close. I have full coverage so I would just call the cops, file a police report and get a brand new truck from allstate.

Risking your life over an automobile, let alone one that is no where near being rare or priceless really isn't the best idea.
 

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my dads really affraid of any kind of crabs so i had a copy of his police car key laying around .. i guess he left it when he moved out.. anyways so we put fiddler crabs in his car lol
 

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buy a locking gas cap and put it on his truck, lock it- and hide the key! he won't realize it until he goes to fill up... always a gem!
 
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