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BaldWhore
Starfishwhore
Cue Betty?
Red meat is not bad for you.
Fuzzy green meat is bad for you.
You know you had a great night last night when you make it home the next day missing more than half your clothes.
It's not the zombies you have to watch out for. It's the stupid people.
Send in the clowns. I want my damn clowns.