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Publisher: Jon Land
Published: 24/04/2007 - 09:27:18 AM

A man chopped off his penis with a knife in front of horrified diners at a busy restaurant.

Police were called to Zizzi, in The Strand, London, at 9pm on Sunday after reports of a man in possession of a knife.

Sales rep Stuart McMahon, who was eating at the restaurant with his girlfriend, said: "This guy came running in then charged into the kitchen, got a massive knife and started waving it about.

"Everyone was screaming and running out as he jumped on a table, dropped his trousers and popped his penis out.

"Then he cut it off. I couldn't believe it."

A Scotland Yard spokeswoman said a man aged between 30-40 was the only person injured and that his injuries were self-inflicted.

She said he was taken to a south London hospital where his condition was today described as stable.

A spokeswoman for Zizzi said later that the man was not thought to have any connection with the restaurant.

In a statement, she said: "At around 9pm on Sunday, a man walked into the Zizzi restaurant on The Strand, down the stairs to the basement restaurant area and tried to enter a kitchen.

"Members of staff stopped him, at which he ran into a second kitchen area.

"The man then picked up a kitchen knife and slashed himself across the wrist and groin areas before running back into the restaurant, where he continued to stab himself.

"This happened in a matter of seconds and was obviously extremely frightening and distressing for the many customers and staff in the restaurant at the time.

"The manager was able to lead customers and staff up the stairs and out of the restaurant to safety, and a 999 call was made to alert the emergency services.

"The police arrived in a matter of minutes and took the man away.

"Apart from the man, we understand that no-one else suffered any physical injuries.

"To the best of our knowledge, the man has no known connection whatsoever to the restaurant."

Copyright Press Association 2007.
 

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Hmmmm... a little ketchup on that sausage? :huh:
 

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Would you call this guy a jack off or a whack off?
 

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walleeme said:
Would you call this guy a jack off or a whack off?
Not sure, but he's certainly a perfect candidate for that new surgical technique: addadictomy....... :rolleyes:
 
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