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haha...i saw this the other day. if im not mistaken, i think some other states have tried to do this too, mighta been here in florida... but of course it was to no avail.
 

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Try putting a big penis on your truck as a hood ornament, you'l probably get stopped. No difference here. It's vulgar and shouldn't be done. But getting past all the legality stuff, what right minded, normal thinking guy with any morals would hang a set of fake balls on their truck? And why?
 

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yeah...not sayin that they should be legal, or illegal. i will admit, they do make me laugh sometimes, but they are pretty immature. i used to see them all the time a few years ago, but i actually havent seen a pair of em on a truck in a pretty good while now. guess people are realizin theyre not a very pretty sight for the average motorist behind them
 

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I can defiently see how they are tasteless and immature. but it stills gets me mad that they ban stuff like this. Now their talking about having control over you air conditioner and crap. Whats next? No more lifts? pretty soon we are all going to be living in a communist country.
 

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yamatitan said:
I can defiently see how they are tasteless and immature. but it stills gets me mad that they ban stuff like this. Now their talking about having control over you air conditioner and crap. Whats next? No more lifts? pretty soon we are all going to be living in a communist country.
I agree 100%! These things SHOULDN'T be illegal. Old fashion morals should keep people from doing stupid crap so that we DON'T have to have stupid laws and regulations. But it's unfortunate that morals aren't what they once were. Working parents can't be home to teach such things anymore.
The A/C thing I just heard about there in CA. If people did the right thing and conserved energy when they're told it's needed, they again...wouldnt have to be so drastic. This one though erks me because if I want to keep it 60* and am willing to pay for it, fix your power grid so it can handle it!
 

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Hey Hudson,

I don't run the things and won't but exactly what, in your definition, is "right-minded?"

What have morals got to do with truck nuts? They may very well be tasteless, and I think they are, but they are certainly not immoral.

You sound like someone who wants everyone to agree with your opinion or be labeled "wrong."

Any comments? I may or may not agree with you, but I defend your right to have your own opinion.

Anyone who can't answer a kid asking about truck nuts has a real issue with talking about sex. It is natural and is nothing to be ashamed of. All they have to do is watch a farm for a few hours and they'll figure it out anyway, assuming said farm has cattle, sheep, goats, rabbits, or whatever.

I once watched a couple bring their kid to the movie "Camelot" (a lot of sex and killing). They hid the kid's eyes when the sex scenes happened, but it was OK for the kid to watch soldiers graphically kill each other with blood dripping from swords as they stuck through the victim!

Personally, I'd rather have my kids grow up making love than killing other people but, then again, that's just my opinion. Yours may vary.
 

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Tasteless - maybe
Stupid - Possibly
Immoral - ?

Illegal - No.
 

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That's just nuts...
 

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Ohhh come on guys. Aren't you taking this just a little too seriously. I mean with all the things going on right now you can't just laugh at the stupidity of putting a pair of cow nuts on a guys truck. Couldn't we be more upset about that fact that people sit around and do nothing about something that really matters.


****Okay so I am off my soapbox***** okay be nice now :flamed:

How about....it is like the guy who jacks up his diesel ford, dodge, or chevy, about 4 feet, then drives around like a jackass. Isn't he compensating for something. The "prosthetic penis truck" as I like to say.
 

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Ohhh come on guys. Aren't you taking this just a little too seriously. I mean with all the things going on right now you can't just laugh at the stupidity of putting a pair of cow nuts on a guys truck. Couldn't we be more upset about that fact that people sit around and do nothing about something that really matters.


****Okay so I am off my soapbox***** okay be nice now :flamed:

How about....it is like the guy who jacks up his diesel ford, dodge, or chevy, about 4 feet, then drives around like a jackass. Isn't he compensating for something. The "prosthetic penis truck" as I like to say.
Like the clown in my town with the lifted yellow H2 Hummer with a big "TONKA" sticker in the back window? When he gets out he's a 50 year old short dorky guy. If you saw him you'd laugh.

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Actually.....I wouldn't mind if they started to place some "restrictions" on the sky high suspension lifts people are getting nowadays. A normal lift like a CST 6-8" isn't bad, but you got these doofus's putting on huge 12"+ custom lift kits with mega sized wheels/tires and then proceeding to drive around town like a meth crazed tweaker going through a withdrawl binge.

Imagine if one of those idiots hit you head on or T-boned you at an intersection? Even the all mighty Titan wouldn't be able to save you from one of those nitwits. If you were in normal car or lowered truck, they'd smash right over passenger compartment bypassing the factory designed side-door safety beams and factory designed crumple zones decapitating you in the process.

As for those balls people like to hang off the back of their trucks, most of them look stupid. If I ever got a pair, I'd make sure to a pair of big hairy ones. You got to have hairy balls for a truck like the Titan.:D
 

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It completely escapes me why somebody would want to put a pair of fake testicles on their vehicle. Even worse a pair of fake gold plated testicles. What kind of bling is that?

I think truck nuts are stupid and tasteless and I really wonder about people who spend good money on them. However, I’m not in favor of outlawing them. If we outlawed everything that was stupid or tasteless, half of everything I’ve ever done for fun would be against the law. Besides, I’m sure there are much more important things for the Virginia legislature to worry about.

On a side note; did any body notice the look on the guy’s face? The guy is cross eyed. It looks like somebody kicked him in his nuts.
 

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Hey Hudson,

I don't run the things and won't but exactly what, in your definition, is "right-minded?"

What have morals got to do with truck nuts? They may very well be tasteless, and I think they are, but they are certainly not immoral.

You sound like someone who wants everyone to agree with your opinion or be labeled "wrong."

Any comments? I may or may not agree with you, but I defend your right to have your own opinion.

Anyone who can't answer a kid asking about truck nuts has a real issue with talking about sex. It is natural and is nothing to be ashamed of. All they have to do is watch a farm for a few hours and they'll figure it out anyway, assuming said farm has cattle, sheep, goats, rabbits, or whatever.

I once watched a couple bring their kid to the movie "Camelot" (a lot of sex and killing). They hid the kid's eyes when the sex scenes happened, but it was OK for the kid to watch soldiers graphically kill each other with blood dripping from swords as they stuck through the victim!

Personally, I'd rather have my kids grow up making love than killing other people but, then again, that's just my opinion. Yours may vary.
"Right minded" should be self explanitory and can be explained by any dictionary if need be. It's not a matter of what my definition of it is:
** : having a right or honest mind <a right citizen>**
SO by definition, nobody in their RIGHT MIND would be so disrespectful to display something that vulgar in public. And stop the stupid "You have problems if you cant explain it to your kids" BS...you look like you're grasping for excuses. Nobody should have to explain such things to little kids. You don't have the right to decide what other peoples kids see or what they should have to explain to them.
Seeing balls on a farm animal is the same to you as seeing them on the rear of a pick up truck? Are you for real?
Morals tend to differ depending on when you were born and how you were raised as well as where you were raised. I never said it was immoral to hang those stupid nuts from your truck, but most older folks with more respectful morals wouldnt. You can say that I think everyone has to agree with me but that's just not the case. It'd be foolish to think everyone, from all walks of life, all ages, and different upbringings will agree on everything.
There's a reason why there are so many stupid laws and regulations today that weren't needed years ago. Why do you think that is? Because people today think they have the right to do whatever it is they feel like regardless of others maybe? Think about it.
And yes, this is only MY opinion and I don't expect everyone to agree with me as you stated. The fact that you say that just tells me that what was said hit a nerve in you for some odd reason.
 

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It completely escapes me why somebody would want to put a pair of fake testicles on their vehicle. Even worse a pair of fake gold plated testicles. What kind of bling is that?

I think truck nuts are stupid and tasteless and I really wonder about people who spend good money on them. However, I’m not in favor of outlawing them. If we outlawed everything that was stupid or tasteless, half of everything I’ve ever done for fun would be against the law. Besides, I’m sure there are much more important things for the Virginia legislature to worry about.

On a side note; did any body notice the look on the guy’s face? The guy is cross eyed. It looks like somebody kicked him in his nuts.

Agreed 100%! I hate some of the laws out there today too. And you're right, most of us want less regulations. The problem I was trying to get across was that if people didn't do some of these dumb things, we wouldn't need laws against them. Peeing in public for instance.....it's illegal only because there are people out there that would do it right in front of people! Also not something I'd want my daughter to observe.
 

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The A/C thing I just heard about there in CA. If people did the right thing and conserved energy when they're told it's needed, they again...wouldnt have to be so drastic. This one though erks me because if I want to keep it 60* and am willing to pay for it, fix your power grid so it can handle it!
We would LOVE to fix the power grid here, but the environmentalists and general public will not let us. They won't give up the land to build new generation and substations. In fact, they are trying to force us to get rid of most of what we have now! They claim it's an eyesore!

BTW, Enron didn't help things either....... And neither did de-regulation. But it's making us more money! The customer has to pay for 99% of the stuff now! And the funniest part is, THEY VOTED IT IN!!!
 

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I assume Tuck Nuts are not designed with Titan owners in mind...We have all the nuts we need tastefully hidden under the hood...
 

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Morals should prevent dipsh*ts from hanging them on their truck. The government should ban them though. It is a sad sign of the times, both on our people and our government.
 
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