You might be a Titan owner if...... It's going to rain tomorrow, so you wash your truck TODAY just so you can watch the rain run off the clean waxed surface cause it's so pretty that way.......... (sigh....true...)

 

You might be a Titan owner if......

You catch your self saying things like:

Man that grass is really canteen!

There's a storm moving in and the sky's turning galaxy as night.

Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb Mary had a little lamb, it's fleece was white as Blizzard.

:futwice:

 

You might be a Titan owner if..........


You are over 30........but you still have friends named Squid and Wedgie... :huh:

 

if, You truely beleive your color is the faster one.

if, When you hear the word "squid" you think of the mullet guy before the arthropod.

if, You smile every time you turn the key

 

You might be a Titan owner if..........


You are over 30........but you still have friends named Squid and Wedgie... :huh:

Wedgie......ah, brings back crappy memories....... :jester:

 

You might be a Titan owner if..........

You wake up at 3am to take a piss and walk all the way to the window in the living room just to peek out and check on your Titan...

Can you tell that's a first hand experience?

 

You might be a Titan owner if. . .

You spend all of your free time on TitanTalk instead of sleeping (Squid)

 

you might be a titan owner if your wife says " You love your truck more than me".

 

you might be a titan owner if you are reading this post.

 

......if you have a hidden cup holder under your bench seat.

 

You might be a Titan owner if you turn off your radio going down the interstate and you'd rather listen to your exhaust note, esspecially if you just happen to floor it. :futwice:

 

You might be a Titan Owner if.........

You carry a can of Maguires' Tire Shine spray under the seat and spray your tires everytime you to work.

 

You might be a Titan owner if you put on your brakes and feel a judder.:jester:

 

if you have to change your badging to get other trucks to run with ya.

 

You Might Be a Titan Owner...

If you still have brake judder after the third time around...

 

If you only notice Titans on the roads besides yours. :teethmast

 

You Might Be a Titan Owner...

If you still have Brake Judder...

 

.... if a tiny Maryland mudhole takes all the Endurance out of your V8! :jester:

 

......If you have heard more than a dozen times, "So, how do you like that truck?"

 

You might be a Titan owner if...you just watched the Toyota commercial talking about the innovation used in designing their "in-bed rail system" and you jumped up off the couch and yelled "BULLSHI*!!!" "HONEY...come here and look at this crap, those bastar** stole that idea from us!"

umm...not me, but it could happen to someone.

 

You're not a titan owner without experiencing the brake judder.

You're a titan owner if you worry about the night light not being strong enough

You're a titan owner if you click on the banners to support the site

 

You Might Be a Titan Owner...

... if you started changing your oil yourself, when for years the quick lube places were fine for your previous vehicles.

... if your differential fluid costs more than the wine you serve at dinner.

... if you ever used a leaf blower to dry your truck.

 

You might be a Titan owner if..........

You wake up at 3am to take a piss and walk all the way to the window in the living room just to peek out and check on your Titan...

Can you tell that's a first hand experience?

how did you know? :huh:

 

...

... if your differential fluid costs more than the wine you serve at dinner.

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Dang it!! Made me snort coffee out my nose!

Shame it's true..........

 

You might be a Titan owner if you turn off your radio going down the interstate and you'd rather listen to your exhaust note, esspecially if you just happen to floor it. :futwice:

Sigh.... guilty as charged............

Wife asked if we could listen to some music once last week while we were riding
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I replied: "I AM listening to music... can't you hear it?"